Bad Sex in Fiction Awards

Over at Flavorwire they are posting this year’s Bad Sex in Fiction awards

“Standing with her [Isabel] in the warming waterfall, soaping her skin so its yielding silk was overlaid with a white grease, and then letting her soap him [Tristão] in turn, he felt his cashew become a banana, and then a rippled yam, bursting with weight.

There’s plenty more where that came from.  If you want.


 

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